Thursday, 31 May 2012

If I was Dr. Manmohan Singh ... .Prakash B Bajaj .. Typical mouse from Mumbai‏


31 May 2012
Dear friends
If I was Dr. Manmohan Singh, I would have written following letter to Shri Anna Hazare

Dear Shri Annaji
It was very painful to hear about your allegation about corruption against me. Hundred and thirty crore Indian are suffering due to corruption but I never uttered a single word, but now it is question of my self respect and I just cannot keep quiet and hence this letter.
You have to understand that I am just acting prime minister. I have no power whatsoever. For clearing scandalous Lavasa project Mr. Pawar meets my boss and not me, so how do you expect me to know what is happening in this country?
I am very clean person and my party is as clean as mud. Whenever a person is appointed as minister whether he is Kalmadi or Raja or MPCC president Kripa shankar Singhwe we never check his credential but once he is caught in scam, than keeping highest tradition of congress in mind like a discipline soldier he has to resign.
Our party office is full of these resignation letters along with crore and crore of rupees that they have looted, small part of which will of course be given to poor people to buy rice so they can remain alive and vote for us in coming election.
Problem with people of India is that they take all my jokes seriously. I had promised people of Mumbai that Mumbai will be made into Shanghai and they believed it. After attack on Mumbai I promised that no would be spared, even Kasab is not punished still they believe me. I had promised that within 100 days of coming back to power I will disclose the name of black money holder and still they believed me. When so many people believe me why you and your team don’t believe me?
Dear Annaji believe me, that myself and my PARTY is as serious in rooting out corruption as Pakistan is serious about rooting out terrorism.
Annaji you are a old person and I am also old person. Listen to my advice. Your Lokpal will never get passed. Every Member of Parliament has to spend crores of rupees to win the election and they will never allow this bill to pass. Who has courage to whip his own body?
Till opposition party like BJP (I fondly call them BEVKUF Janata Party) is there, nothing will happen to us. Even before coming to power they fight among themselves to decide who will be next prime minister, while we never fight for post of Prime minister. It is decided for next 1000 years. First Shri Nehru then Indira Gandhi , then Rajiv Gandhi then Rahul Gandhi (I AM JUST A STOP GAP ARRANGEMENT), if Rahul Gandhi remains unmarried then it will be Priyanka Gandhi’s children and so on and so on…
Dear Annaji even when I go to dentist I don’t open my mouth, but this time I had open my mouth, hope you will understand that being a prime minister of India I am suppose to have at least some self respect!!
I am free to express my views and I have permission of my boss to say so.

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